Neither does Charlie — your 24/7 AI agent getting you 5-star reviews, replying the moment they come in, and ranking you higher on Google and ChatGPT. All on autopilot, for less than lunch.
4.5★ is the line. Fall to 3.5 and 1 in 3 stays home. Fall to 3.0 and almost nobody calls. Charlie keeps you above the line — automatically, every day.
Charlie works on your SEO the way a senior specialist would — except he never sleeps, never ghosts, and costs less than a Friday dinner.
Charlie pulls completed jobs from your CRM and texts each customer a one-tap review link. No templates, no spreadsheets.
Charlie drafts replies that match your brand, escalates the 1★ ones to Margot for a human loop-in, and posts the rest.
Charlie cross-references reviewer profiles, job records, and service area to build an evidence packet and files the removal request for you.
Charlie tracks 40+ keywords across classic search and the new AI answer engines that are already sending you calls.
Charlie reads from your CRM, your CMS, your review platforms, and your analytics. No data team required.
Charlie can reply to 5★ reviews in your voice. But when an angry customer shows up, Margot — your chief of staff — messages you directly with the review, a suggested response, and next steps.
If Charlie doesn't meaningfully improve your average Google rank on your top 10 keywords in the first 60 days, we refund every month you paid — no forms, no phone call. You just text Margot the word “refund” and it's done by Friday.
Drop in your URL. Charlie runs a free audit in 60 seconds. If you like it, start a 14-day free trial. If you don't, close the tab. That's the whole funnel.